SURVEYS ARE EASIER THAN FEELINGS
Blueberry muffins are easier than corn muffins.

Have you ever...

1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
no.

2. Slept in a different bed?
of course

3. Made out in a movie theatre?
nooo. i barely go to the movies anyway.

4. Made out with 2 different people in one night?
nope

5. Thought your cousin was hot?
haaaah no. [oh gawd. STROKES FUNFACT: Julian's first kiss was his cousin! hey-o]

6. Been in love?
that depends

7. Slept past noon?
of course!

8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
not really

9. Gone over the speed limit?
no

10. Painted your room?
my walls are so covered in stickers. let's not even try.

11. Drove a car?
yup

12. Danced in front of your mirror?
occasionally, but i just feel so regretful afterwards.

13. Gotten a hickey?
yup

14. Been dumped?
nozies

15. Stole money from a friend?
uhhh? possibly, yeah

16. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
yes! people i've never met, even

17. Been in a fist fight?
no, and it's bad that i want to be! unrealistic.

18. Snuck out of your house?
a couple times, but i didn't go anywhere

19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
sure

20. Been arrested?
no

21. Made out with a stranger?
nope

22. Left your house with out telling your parents?
of course~

23. Had a crush on your neighbor?
HAHAHA NO.

24. Ditched school to do something more fun?
like sleeping? almost every week!

25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex?
woohoo! i mean, yes.

26. Seen someone die?
no

27. Been on a plane?
yes

28. Kissed a picture?
don't think so, it sounds...

29. Slept in the opposite sex's bed?
yeah

30. Love someone or miss someone right now?
that's a big 'eh.'

31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
surezies

32. Made a snow angel?
yup

33. Played dress up?
yeah! i have a lot of dress up clothes, actually

34. Cheated while playing a game?
yeah. all the time, in fact!

35. Been lonely?
not at the moment, that's okay

36. Fallen asleep at work/school?
very often

37. Been to a club?
no

38. Felt an earthquake?
no!

39. Touched a snake?
I TOUCHED A SNAKE AND I LIKED IT
i really have! it was huge and i had to support it on my shoulders. it was a yellow anaconda.

40. Ran a red light?
nope

41. Been suspended from school?
nope

42. Had detention?
a few times

43. Been in a car?
yes. it's nice.

44. Hated the way you look?
who hasn't?

45. Witnessed a crime?
again, who hasn't?
YOU STOP THAT JAYWALKING MISTER

46. Been lost?
haaahaha yes

47. Been to the opposite side of the country?
no

48. Felt like dying from embarrassment?
yeah

49. Cried yourself to sleep?
not sure, let's think back to some of these magical times

50. Sang karaoke?
yeah, but i hate it

51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
yeah. all the time!

52. Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
YES. choking is fun and easy!

53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yes

54. Kissed in the rain?
nope

55. Sung in the shower?
sometimes

56. Had a dream that you married someone?
no!

57. Played getting married?
don't think so

58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
no, but now i want to watch a christmas story. <66

59. Ever gone to school partially nude?
why would i.

60. Been on a blind date?
nooo

61. Sat on a roof top?
yeah!

62. Didn't take a shower for a week?
almost, when i cut open my head. i had blood in my hair for a couple days there.

63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
i hatehate scary movies. i'll watch them with others though, i guess.

64. Played chicken?
in a pool, yeah

65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
a lot

66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
yeah! it was kind of creepy!

67. Broken a bone?
no

68. Been easily amused?
sure

69. Laugh so hard you cry?
this happens a lot.

70. Cheated on a test?
yup

71. Forgotten someone's name?
hahahaha yes. SO AWKWARD.

72. Blacked out from drinking?
nope

73. Played a prank on someone?
yeah! they work to varying degrees

74. Gone to a late night movie?
pirates of the caribbean 2. SO. GOOD. Not sure I like it any more though.

75. Made love to anything not human?
i'm sure i've tried

76. Failed a class?
no

77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
ehehehe. no.

78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
no. that's pretty driven and/or single-minded, depending on your viewpoint.

79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend?
nah

80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
I LOVE 4TH OF JULY. ahem.

81. Thrown strange objects?
sure! mostly at erin, sometimes at doors

82. Felt like someone else?
i thouht this said "Felt like a chair?"
I have no answer

83. Thought about running away?
no

84. Ran away?
no

85. Had detention and not attend it?
yeah, i forgot about it. the teacher was pissed lolol

86. Made parents cry?
AGH.

87. Cried over someone?
um? not really. it depends.

88. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
no

89. Dated someone more than once?
no

90. Have a dog?
no. shrimp, yes.

91. Own an instrument?
yes

92. Been in a band?
no, thank god

93. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
HAHA WHAT. NO.

94. Broken a cd?
no, but yes to the case

95. Shot a gun?
an empty one

96. Been on facebook for more than 5 hours?
cumulatively

97. Fell asleep at the computer?
semi-sleep, yeah

98. Have a major crush on someone right now?
nope

99. Have a religion?
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100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral?
"what the fuck are we doing here"